You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
(via debfuckingmorgan)
The difference between bees and wasps.
| Bee: | Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you. |
| Wasp: | Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck. |
Things no one tells you:
- Having sex doesn’t make you a whore.
- Not having sex doesn’t make you a saint.
- You don’t have to have kids if you don’t want to.
- You are the only person who has rights over your body.
- You are no one to judge others.
- “Femininity” is not anti-feminist.
- Verbal harassment is not flattery.
- If something makes you uncomfortable, you don’t have to endure it.
- You don’t owe anything to anyone.
(Source: viva-la-vulva-zine, via spicastar)
This form of eucalyptus tree grows in Maui rainforests where the bark peels back to reveal a gorgeous range of colors.
Aquí en Puertorro están choretos…
^^^^^^ exacto XD
They’re also found in the university I go to and, well, all over Puerto Rico XD
(via intersection-of-conch-and-coral)
Someday I swear I’ll find this magical place where people obtain “experience.”
(via intersection-of-conch-and-coral)
