wow i just love this emoticon (¬‿¬)
everything seems so shifty (¬‿¬)
and creepily sexual (¬‿¬)
i like your socks (¬‿¬)
What a nice cock (¬‿¬)
well that escalated quickly
so did your cock (¬‿¬)
(via bunnypoop)
You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
(via debfuckingmorgan)
| january: | okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far |
| february: | well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done |
| march: | lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday |
| april: | awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all |
| may: | mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen |
| june: | since when is it summer |
| july: | blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging |
| august: | i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg |
| september: | take me back to the fucking summer |
| october: | HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS |
| november: | everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer |
| december: | chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT. |
a comic about every night of my entire life
(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?
(via sir-genwaldthuswindburn)
This is bear battle.
ursaring is like “i’m fucking done”
I can’t bear to look.
(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)
Here’s my full comic for buttzine. Not sure why I didn’t post the whole thing in the first place.
(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)