hashtag-awks:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

naity-sama:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

wow i just love this emoticon (¬‿¬)

everything seems so shifty (¬‿¬)

and creepily sexual (¬‿¬)

i like your socks (¬‿¬)

What a nice cock (¬‿¬)

well that escalated quickly

so did your cock (¬‿¬)

(via bunnypoop)

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7 months ago

wakeywakey-tea-and-cakey:

You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down

And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.

(via debfuckingmorgan)

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7 months ago
january:okay yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my life so far
february:well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march:lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april:awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may:mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june:since when is it summer
july:blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august:i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september:take me back to the fucking summer
october:HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november:everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december:chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.
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7 months ago

kecky:

a comic about every night of my entire life

(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)

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7 months ago
singacrossthemoon:

xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

control-collapse-collide:

The fuck is this? 

my day is made.

The fuck? The fuck?The fuck is in the air?The fuck?There’s white shit everywhere~The fuck? I must be fuckin’ bakedAnd this shit’s pro’lly fakeThe hell, Jack, did we take?The fuck? 

singacrossthemoon:

xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

control-collapse-collide:

The fuck is this? 

my day is made.

The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck? 

(via sir-genwaldthuswindburn)

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7 months ago
summonerjolan:

onedear:

scolipede:

This is bear battle.

ursaring is like “i’m fucking done”

I can’t bear to look.

summonerjolan:

onedear:

scolipede:

This is bear battle.

ursaring is like “i’m fucking done”

I can’t bear to look.

(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)

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7 months ago
brinnyart:

Here’s my full comic for buttzine. Not sure why I didn’t post the whole thing in the first place.

brinnyart:

Here’s my full comic for buttzine. Not sure why I didn’t post the whole thing in the first place.

(via angry-black-man-deactivated2012)

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7 months ago
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